August 2012
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Rats Off!: Other Things Missouri Representative... →
ratsoff:
• The average uterus is “cash only.”
• When provoked or frightened, a uterus emits a high-pitched scream that instantly stuns its attacker.
• The natural enemies of the uterus are the locust, the hawk, the carpenter ant, and the witch.
• It is possible to use a uterus to determine the nearest…
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Reblog for a creepy compliment in your ask.
Uh, yes please.
