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ratsoff: • The average uterus is “cash only.” • When provoked or frightened, a uterus emits a high-pitched scream that instantly stuns its attacker. • The natural enemies of the uterus are the locust, the hawk, the carpenter ant, and the witch. • It is possible to use a uterus to determine the nearest…
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