June 2012
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Drunk and Still Sassy
Boyfriend: Man, me ordering another PBR was like, the worst decision ever.
Me: I dunno - invading Poland turned out to be a pretty bad idea.
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shut up. tell me. by katie heaney.: Except... →
katieheaney:
There are many reasons to hate summer and I feel all of them acutely: the heat, the humidity, the mosquitoes, the way my hair looks bad even when it looks good, the pull to get tan that arrives like clockwork even though every winter I say I am thankful to be fair-skinned and will lord my presumed…
Perfect summation of everything I dislike about summer.
Be Less Crazy About Your Body. . .For The Children →
I remember being 7 or 8 years old and wondering why no one had tried to molest me yet. Was it because I was fat? My tiny brain toiled to figure it out.
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ricksanscrotum:
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
