December 2011
19 posts
“I’m like the Jurassic Park of cuddling. I always find a way.”
– Me, very, very early this morning.
It's Finally Snowing!!
I’d just like to humbly thank Tim Tebow’s all powerful and benevolent Tier II God™*.
* Tier II God is a trademark subsidiary of God (NASDAQ:GOD)**, specializing in weather patterns, the Denver Broncos, and midterm exam scores.
** God® specializes in plague, pestilence, and the Denver Broncos. For more information on God®, please refer to your nearest religious text or Sean Penn film.
Sad Admission
I just now discovered Wikipedia categories.
Not a single task shall be accomplished henceforth!
This Week, in 'Things That Nobody Didn't Know'. →
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Also. .
Please go download/watch/cry hysterically over Louis C.K.’s new special, which is available on his website for only $5.
The man deserves our praise and moneys, more than anyone.
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Lazy Self-Indulgent Book Reviews: I Love It When... →
TIL (anew) that Lazy Reviewer is my life sensei.
lazybookreviews:
Because, to be honest, anyone who knows me would tell you that I am notoriously terrible at relationships. Awful! No good.
I am, however, just dynamite at being with Industrious Husband, which is why we got married instead of having a terrible breakup.
And I think that’s often more common than…
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Have back up identities in order, In Case of Rendition.
Eyewear Fetish: A Growing Concern Among the...
I wear glasses.
I have worn glasses since I was eight. I switched to contacts for a short period of time, but was both surprised and disappointed in my own lack of diligence for their proper maintenance. I routinely left them on my poor eyeballs for weeks at a time and, after a year or so, decided to surreptitiously revert back to my frames. After a few years of exclusive-specs wearing,...
Things I Love Today, Chronologically
- Hitting snooze on my alarm and burying my face in Boyfriend’s back.
- Leaving my car running outside of the market when I get my coffee & breakfast sandwich, and it still being there when I come out. This isn’t unusual, just…nice.
- Coffee & breakfast sandwiches.
- Re-establishing and re-organizing my entire daily work system to make more sense after doing it a...
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I Welcome A Telethon For My Cause
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION that I, inexplicably, am almost never more than six feet away from a thin-walled and moderately-used shared bathroom and I am disturbed by that fact.
“I think I’m just going to have to start giving people more shit.”
– My dad, who has already been referred to throughout my life as a hardass. 